Alright. To ensure our spot as Number 1 Beat Rider, we need to kill or incapacitate Kung Pao. Now... Let's get started!
The setting is elementary school involving cheap antidote and safe house. Your quest is to patrol the crash site. Trying to stop you is the arch mage skilled in powered armor. You are currently at the morgue.
So, since we're the ones attacking Kung Pao, we're the ones who is trying to stop him patrolling the crash site... Wait, how did the safe house become a crash site?
Open / Vehicle.
So a vehicle opened up? Be more clear.
Hastily / Mysterious.
Okay, a mysterious vehicle opened up... I'm gonna guess the antidote was a bomb. Alright, let's face Kung Pao! I attempt a surprise sneak attack. Do I succeed?
(Likely | 7[d10]) Yes.
Alright. I grab him. I try to snap his neck. Do I succeed?
(Unlikely | 7[d10]) Yes.
... Do I kill him?
(Very Likely | 9[d10]) Yes.
Let's see here... It'd end the story early, so let's see how hurt he is.
(21 = 11[d20]+10) Killed.
ALRIGHT! I GET IT! HE'S DEAD! I AM NUMBER 1! ... Alright. Now I go to the laboratory to see what the fuck is going on. Who stands in my way?
Gargantuan beast.
Well shit. Does the beast notice me?
(50/50 | 5[d10]) No, but...
He is close to noticing me. Can I sneak attack it?
(50/50 | 6[d10]) Yes, but... +Twist: Organization / Helps the hero
The Laboratory manages to help me attack it for some reason. Does the beast have a neck to snap?
(50/50 | 8[d10]) Yes.
I try to do that. Do I succeed?
(50/50 | 2[d10]) No.
Okay. So I'm clutched onto him. Does he notice me?
(50/50 | 8[d10]) Yes.
Shit. How does the Laboratory help me?
Punish / Emotions.
They call him hairy? ... Wow. How sensitive can they be? Alright. He's distracted. Do I snap his neck?
(Likely | 10[d10]) Yes, and...
I kill him instantly. I get off the dead beast. Do I notice anything weird?
(50/50 | 9[d10]) Yes.
Alright. I notice that there's a horde of troopers behind some of the scientists. I try to attack the troopers by firing my arrows. Do they hit?
(50/50 | 4[d10]) No. +Twist: Item / Ends the scene
They miss and-
Mass grave.
Kidnap me and place me in a mass grave without my Beat Rider powers. Just left there to die...
Shit. Well, being a Beat Rider is, and will always be, suffering.
Fear not! I shall return in...
Being An Energy Rider Is Suffering!
The setting is elementary school involving cheap antidote and safe house. Your quest is to patrol the crash site. Trying to stop you is the arch mage skilled in powered armor. You are currently at the morgue.
So, since we're the ones attacking Kung Pao, we're the ones who is trying to stop him patrolling the crash site... Wait, how did the safe house become a crash site?
Open / Vehicle.
So a vehicle opened up? Be more clear.
Hastily / Mysterious.
Okay, a mysterious vehicle opened up... I'm gonna guess the antidote was a bomb. Alright, let's face Kung Pao! I attempt a surprise sneak attack. Do I succeed?
(Likely | 7[d10]) Yes.
Alright. I grab him. I try to snap his neck. Do I succeed?
(Unlikely | 7[d10]) Yes.
... Do I kill him?
(Very Likely | 9[d10]) Yes.
Let's see here... It'd end the story early, so let's see how hurt he is.
(21 = 11[d20]+10) Killed.
ALRIGHT! I GET IT! HE'S DEAD! I AM NUMBER 1! ... Alright. Now I go to the laboratory to see what the fuck is going on. Who stands in my way?
Gargantuan beast.
Well shit. Does the beast notice me?
(50/50 | 5[d10]) No, but...
He is close to noticing me. Can I sneak attack it?
(50/50 | 6[d10]) Yes, but... +Twist: Organization / Helps the hero
The Laboratory manages to help me attack it for some reason. Does the beast have a neck to snap?
(50/50 | 8[d10]) Yes.
I try to do that. Do I succeed?
(50/50 | 2[d10]) No.
Okay. So I'm clutched onto him. Does he notice me?
(50/50 | 8[d10]) Yes.
Shit. How does the Laboratory help me?
Punish / Emotions.
They call him hairy? ... Wow. How sensitive can they be? Alright. He's distracted. Do I snap his neck?
(Likely | 10[d10]) Yes, and...
I kill him instantly. I get off the dead beast. Do I notice anything weird?
(50/50 | 9[d10]) Yes.
Alright. I notice that there's a horde of troopers behind some of the scientists. I try to attack the troopers by firing my arrows. Do they hit?
(50/50 | 4[d10]) No. +Twist: Item / Ends the scene
They miss and-
Mass grave.
Kidnap me and place me in a mass grave without my Beat Rider powers. Just left there to die...
Shit. Well, being a Beat Rider is, and will always be, suffering.
CURRENT BEAT RIDER RANKING
- Gaiz (Currently Playing) (Deceased)
- Papou (Retired)
- Kinta (Deceased)
- Kung Pao (Deceased)
- Predalien (Deceased)
- ???
- ???
- Bilz (Deceased)
- Necta (Deceased)
- Goji (Deceased)
- ???
- Dayzard (Disqualified)
- ???
- ???
- ???
- Dayzard (Deceased)
- ???
- ???
- ???
- ???
Fear not! I shall return in...
Being An Energy Rider Is Suffering!